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February 16, 2011

I got a new job, suckas!!!

…that is all.

Happy Massacre Day!

February 14, 2011

 

The Saint Valentine’s Day massacre is the name given to the murder of seven people as part of a prohibition era conflict between two powerful criminal gangs in Chicago, in 1929: the South Side Italian gang led by Al Capone and the North Side Irish gang led by Bugs Moran. Former members of the Egan’s Rats gang were also suspected to have played a large role in the St. Valentine’s Day massacre, assisting Capone. Capone might have ordered it after Bugs’ gang machine-gunned Al Capone’s headquarters.

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My Babies

January 18, 2011

It’s the dead of winter and my hands look and feel like a pile of dead leaves, except for my right thumb, which is now green. And, no, I don’t have gangrene. I woke up one morning with an intense urge to do some indoor gardening and now my brain thinks that it’s spring.

Here are my new “babies.”

These have been around the house for years and I’m working to rejuvenate them.


This is fake….but I liked it so I bought it…along with the painting.

The identical ones are African Violets and you basically have to treat them like babies, which is really annoying. The red orchids are (very) fake.

The bulb in the middle will grow to look like this:

Image courtesy of The Fun Times Guide

 

Some more….

I even sewed curtains for the door windows because of the fabric’s flower patterns.

So who else out there has a green thumb?

Why Do Personal Trainers Love Bigger Women?

January 5, 2011

I’m watching The Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo and the episode features a plus size woman. Patti, the matchmaker, began by stating that she has nothing against bigger women but for the rest of the episode she rained insults on the woman and gave her dirty looks, even going as far as to call her a “plumpty tumpty.” ¬†Whatever the hell that means!

*woosah*

But I digress.

I noticed that two personal trainers showed up for the “casting call,” as I call it, and I wasn’t shocked at all. After observing the personal trainers that I know, I’ve noticed that they prefer bigger women. I’m not complaining ūüėČ but seeing that their line of work involves helping people to attain¬†the perfect body one would assume that they’d be attracted to someone that’s physically fit. Or could it just be that they view their women as a personal project that they could “sculpt to perfection?” I hope that’s not the case.

I have several theories but I want to hear what you guys have to say about this….why do you think personal trainers love bigger women?

Sidenote: After watching the rest of the episode I wanted to slap this woman (the plus-size chick)!!!! What the f-ing hell is her problem??? She gave the guy a handjob in the restaurant even after he told her that he wasn’t attracted to her!!! Okay, Patti can go ahead and rain all the insults she wants on her, I’ll make an exception on this one.

A Tweeps Guide to Tweeting

January 3, 2011

Via: Diary of an Ex-Schoolnerd

Because I love yall¬†so much‚ĶI took the time to outline certain guidelines to make ur¬†twitter experience worthwhile‚Ķpls if you do not have a sense of humour I would advise¬†u to stop here and go and pick a copy of ‚Äėomo getto‚Äô I think that would be worth ur¬†while..but if you do pls go on‚Ķfeel free to LOL,ROTFLYAO‚Ķlet laugh tear your yansh and belle sef‚Ķwhish one consign me‚Ķ and refer to your friends.

If you tweet like a retard e.g:

@shallypumping : whats pumping shally shallz I what to knows if I have a follow from you back

Or

I rEaLlY nEeD mOrE fOlLowErS oN tWiTtEr CaUsE I Am NeW

Now twitter is a lot like high school, lez not lie… so yeah people will automatically think u are retarded …u will be segregated like a diseased baboon for such behavior..never to be taken seriously… from ur twitter handle will spring up many TT’s and *cough* voicenotes…I advise u to go back to facebook where they accept you for who u are. Harsh but true.i am ur friend,no one else will tell u diz

Twitter is not facebook. On facebook you send a request and if the person knows u or likes u or whatever crazy reason people accept facebook requests these days they accept. Twitter is not like that.Its a micro blogging site, where crazy people like me with too many thoughts in their head..get release thru 140characters.Now you meet other crazy folks. You like their tweets,people RT their stuff u follow them…ok rewind..YOU like their tweets YOU YOU YOU..their tweets are funny crazy ,mad whatever and it’s the kinda stuff u wanna be seeing everytime u log into twitter.so you follow them…they don’t have to follow back.Its not a courtesy thing, its not facebook…they follow u back if they want to…do not take it personal. The earlier u realize this the better ur tweeting experience.

Do not tweet at foreign celebrities‚Ķ.STOP IT! Unless u are me tweeting at drake. ..u wont understand. I had a vision¬†from God about him and I, I wont go into the details‚Ķbut there are children in our future sha.. if u like be yimu-ing¬†there. You on the other hand telling ‚ÄėKim Kardashian‚Äô ‚ÄďGood morning dear ..er..una know from primary school?‚Ķ. People run from tweeps¬†who exhibit such deluded behavior..stop it! There‚Äôs a lot more chance of u stumbling on a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow than receiving a reply.

People will follow u if u are funny, witty, clever yada yada yada …..now if u are not blessed with the funny bone…people notice when u are trying too hard. Contrary to popular belief one yellow bar doesn’t equal a one inch growth of ur penis, boobs or ass… cause if it did…I should be sporting some mad ass badoinkadoink (pun intended o jare)

Know the difference between a TYPO and a GBAGAUN cause once people notice u are one of those who cant differentiate btw em, u just wanna RT and add gbagaun with the hopes of getting a non orgasm giving yellow bar.You will not get a follow back.

E.G I think I looj funny in this dress ….this is not a GBAGAUN its a TYPO …doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that

But if they tweet

I look funny in this dresses —–> Oya collect one orgasm.

If all you do is add a LOL here, a GBAM there.. a COSIGN sometimes.. and maybe, just maybe someone types OLEKU …oh boy Christmas is early… u get to add ….’tell me something wey I no fit do’ ..if that is all you do…. You don’t tweet any interesting shit, ER…why exactly should anybody follow you? To be nice? I hear they r being nice on HI5… u can go there for ur daily dose of niceness.

Do not crash people‚Äôs tweet convo‚Äôs ‚Ķ. Ok lets say I am tweeting at someone who totally understands my sense of humour.. lets say STEWIE‚Ķ and I say ‚Äúthat threesome we had with Elijah was awesome..i cant walk properly‚ÄĚ and you from the Mushin¬†side of twittville¬†will now retweet and add ‚ÄėGosh u r such a fucking disgrace‚Äô n u r not joking..even if u are‚Ķits not ur¬†business‚Ķthis incident happened in the lekki¬†side of twittville¬†oh..doesnt concern your mushin ass..u don‚Äôt even know what they are tweeting about‚Ķdon‚Äôt do it!

Now what might be acceptable is adding a LOL…to a retweet that doesn’t really concern u…maybe its just really funny..but do not insult, if u do not know.

If you want a follow back‚Ķ do not type ‚Äėnow ff so so and so pls¬†ff back‚Äô me I am just trying to help u sha‚Ķu can tell the person u are ff but cut the ‚Äėpls follow back shit‚Äô‚Ķu r following because u find the person‚Äôs tweets interesting..give the person a reason to follow u back. heres¬†what u can do..you can tweet at the person every now and then‚Ķretweet their tweets and add funny comments and when the person is sure you are not a psychotic attention seeking boring serial gbagauner just looking for trouble on the net I am sure they will follow back and if they don‚Äôt‚Ķu have the choice to unfollow.Easy as ABC!

A lot of people left facebook for twitter cause they wanted a place where they can express themselves without being judged …so prepare to be shocked by tweets…make sure u don’t carry ur facebook behavior here and start criticizing everybody cause of their tweets cause u will be told to go to hell in ways u never thought were possible, after which u will be blocked.
Know who you can joke with‚Ķ u just followed someone and u are already calling em¬†a ‚Äėfool‚Äô‚Ķ.yeah u say u are joking‚Ķbut they wont take it that way cause frankly they don‚Äôt know u like that‚Ķthat‚Äôs what they call ‚Äėfamiliarity‚Äô ..it can also be known as FAMZING‚Ķrun from famzing‚ĶRUN!!!! Run from that evil demonic behavior known as ‚Äėfamzing‚Äô that makes u tweet at dbanj¬†and call him dapedo (a variation of¬†dapo) when ur foolish self doesn‚Äôt know him from adam..RUN!!!!!!

Lastly, please take the time¬†to google the word ‚ÄėOPINION‚Äô ‚Ķ.if someone tweets ‚Ķ ‚Äú I think avatar was a very senseless movie and a waste of money‚ÄĚ and they tweet this from their account‚Ķit is obviously their opinion and you know what they say about opinions‚Ķ why then will you come and start shining muscle on the person‚Äôs tweet. Yeah YOU think avatar is the greatest movie ever..YOUR OPINION‚Ķdo not attack someone cause of what they think about something.

Brothers and Sisters of tweetville… if u read these guidelines and tweet by them…you are sure to have fun everytime u log into twitter…believe that.

May God bless u as u tweet with sense.

Detroit | My Old Home

January 2, 2011

I used to live in a suburb a few miles outside of Detroit called Southfield but my family, like most other residents, moved because of the city’s decline. My parents still own some properties in Detroit, though, and my brain is busy at work, making plans for those properties. ¬†Despite having lived in the DC area for over 12 years — and after visiting Detroit and seeing its disgraceful state of decline — I still wish we had never moved. Which is why watching these videos reignited my passion for the city and its rich history. I especially appreciate the fact that young people are taking matters into their own hands to rebuilt their city, not waiting for governmental help.

“Once the fourth-largest metropolis in America‚ÄĒsome have called it the Death of the American Dream. Today, the young people of the Motor City are making it their own DIY paradise where rules are second to passion and creativity. They are creating the new Detroit on their own terms, against real adversity. We put our boots on and went exploring.” — Palladium Boots

My favorite quote from the film comes from Mr. Larry Mongo at the end of Part 3: “Remember, Rome was sacked how many times? Berlin was bombed. Cities have always gone down but for some reason cities come back. And it’s people who bring them back.” I hope you guys feel as inspired as I am now after watching this series.

Detroit Lives documentary film featuring Johnny Knoxville. Host Johnny Knoxville puts on his boots and explorers a side of Detroit hidden in plain sight and rarely shown by mainstream media.

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Detroit | Palladium Boots, posted with vodpod
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