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Sweerie Pie…Ol’ School Love Letter

May 11, 2007

This is hilarious! Stole it from Crazy Ibeaji

** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ

** ” P D N F”— please do no fold

Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe!
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance
automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous
thing happened is because papie I love you spontaneously and as I stand
horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of
you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous guy. papie please Stop
haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a
snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by
dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and
my peristalysis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblandata also stops
functioning.

Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what
is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That’s why I need to
see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off hear
because I still haven’t finished studying electrolysis and
polymerization. Catch you pa- later. Sleep tight and don’t let those
bed bugs ever bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.

Yourz Ever,

Sugar tapi tapi

** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ

** ” P D N F”— please do no fold

My Love, My Sugar, i was exasperated with pride to have received
one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when i have been
reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to
why i am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are
keeping with the sands of time.

How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is
just half lemon half sugar to makeit schweppes. How is your schooling?
How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling
thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, i am missing you very much right now, my heart is
perambulating with every word that i write, if it was not for these
oceans that decided to flow between us then i would get on the next bus
to come and see you, but until then i know that i will not hesitate to
put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day
lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Curry sanged it, you know that it is
my favorites song honie, the one day that we were boarding the combies
and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet
dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against
Diego Maradona. Anyways, i will not stop you from reading the books
that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.

Please always writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea. You can see my foto below

My dedications to you are :

Maria Curry – One Sweet Day.

Boys to Main – And of the Rod

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood, Ruise Sugar Baby

P.S. Sorry about my english, I did not learn anymore

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24 Comments leave one →
  1. May 11, 2007 8:42 AM

    lmao @ “Boys to Main”….it took me a while to figure that out…roflmao “Kiss before you read”…gosh, no offense, but the girl *insert nY shock emoticon*

  2. May 11, 2007 10:07 AM

    This is hilarity, no longer hilarious.Chei!!! Buwahahahahaha

  3. May 13, 2007 2:58 AM

    The day one of my friends showed me this online, I laughed so hard, i wet myself. i forwarded it to my mum and she almost did the same.the sad part is that I have been a recipient of this sort of literary creativity.Note I said recipient and not writer before you start getting ideas

  4. May 15, 2007 4:29 AM

    rayooooooo i know u somewer oooo i dont wanna use my blogger id…lmaoooo il leave u guessing…miss u sha

  5. May 16, 2007 10:54 PM

    …*looks around nervously* Who are you?

  6. May 16, 2007 11:44 PM

    LMAO!! I still laugh whenever I see it.

  7. May 17, 2007 4:30 PM

    Rayo, I could not help laughing at the comments and images, I have been trying to recreate these types of images for a project I am doing but it’s easier said than done (still laughing hard).Blogger gives me a headache when it comes to posting up images, just not too comfy with it, I however update my other blogs dailyhttp://suby.shutterchance.com http://subysinem.aminus3.comEnjoy :dSuby

  8. May 17, 2007 4:54 PM

    wat a laugh……..buahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  9. May 18, 2007 12:58 AM

    lmaoooo we shall meet wer we used to meet babes

  10. May 18, 2007 9:44 AM

    ha i second Yosh o!!!! that girl!!! kai e be like say ugliness slap am for face. no offence

  11. May 18, 2007 9:48 AM

    it seems u are allergic to updating

  12. June 5, 2007 4:13 AM

    mami!! wassup..update now..and why ave u been mia on ny..lolbtw i’m the anonymos who said i knew u somewer..lol.

  13. June 19, 2007 5:25 AM

    lolhehehehehahhahahahhilariousthis is simply top class comedy

  14. June 19, 2007 8:07 AM

    i laughed my ass off while reading this post!!

  15. June 19, 2007 7:51 PM

    How come all this new blogs do not show up on Nigerianblogaggretor now. Its hard to track all y’all, around jare.

  16. June 19, 2007 8:11 PM

    hey pple our contestants have sang their r n b song pls go and vote for ur favorite…pls help us make this contest succesful by voting..tanx

  17. June 19, 2007 8:19 PM

    You got to be kidding me!

  18. June 22, 2007 12:43 AM

    hey pple,the contestants have sung their rock songs…pls listen to them via our voice player and vote for ur favorite.and pls leave us a comment.tanx

  19. July 18, 2007 11:43 PM

    LMAO too hillarious meen! I’m forwarding to my Mr. immediately! Hopefully it’ll make up for all my snapping today :-$

  20. July 19, 2007 11:18 AM

    Meanwhile, you’re such a babe in that purple sweater you have on. I see you took the few fashion tips I gave you. Good job cuzzo!

  21. August 6, 2007 9:28 AM

    lmaooooo

  22. August 9, 2007 8:16 PM

    LMAO!!! WOW

  23. August 22, 2007 1:57 AM

    Woah.. talk about literary headache. Brings back memories of reading friends’ ‘love letters’ from the day… 🙂

  24. October 8, 2007 1:38 PM

    LMAOROTMFLAPJALB!!!!

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